It’s been a few years, and I’m not sure why I never got around to posting it, but at long last, for those of you who have been patiently awaiting it, here is The Wedding RPG I wrote for my very own wedding.
Having been called to an urgent meeting by the Jedi Council, Binky and Frank decide to move their wedding reception to the Jedi Temple*.
However, they’ve missed their transport and must travel by foot to go join their guests and the Council.
Before they depart, they open a footlocker*. The footlocker contains three items, but they must only take one.
Which item do they take?
1) A lightsaber*.
2) A cute little plush*.
3) A pool noodle*.